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OH MY LEMONKING! I MADE A WIKI
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the secret cult that no-one knows about but everyone else does
SALUTATIONS!
and welcome to the cult no-one now about, but everyone else does.
This was created because it came to my attention that there was no secret cult between footballers and cheerleaders. So i felt it was my responsibility, being an aussie who plays no sport- apart from ultimate frisbee- to make such a cult happen, and such was the birth of this wiki.
Bald Queen
Bald Queen is [wilde-beast]'s alter ego. Created one year for her bald father, for father's day, Bald Queen has been chasing after nameless men for countless years. Recognised by her mating call, which sounds oddly like "NO FRIENDSHIP, ONLY MARRIAGE", Bald Queen recently found out the cause of her thirst for marriage, she was sent by Lemon King, the almighty one, to interact with us norm's, and marry, carrying on the genetic default of baldness.
Some Original Cartoons can be seen at http://www.geocities.com/lord_of_the_side_ponies/index.html
LemonKing
Lemon King is the one true overlord who sent a message from the planet of Sorbet, to two young girls, [mustardseed] and [wilde-beast]. The two realised who was sending shivers up and down their spines and set out on a quest to tell the world about Lemonadic- the religion where Lemonking rules.
Some useful things to know about Lemonatics
1. Thursday is the official day of praise
2. If you anger Lemon King, he shall smite you with his citric acid
3. The official food of Lemonadics is sorbet- any flavour goes!!
4. So long as you say "oh my Lemon King" instead of "oh my God", there is no rigorous praising involved
5. Sacrifices must be in vegetable form
The Head Honcho's Of this Thing
[wilde-beast]- wonderful lass who created this page, even after elftown refused to make it easy for her. Sole creator of Bald Queen, re-incarnation of Lemon King, all round nice guy
[mustardseed]- co-creator of the Uniting People Of Lemonatics Place- erin's house , main Priest for Lemonatics, Priest at most of my weddings, likes to eat children
[true dude]- reason for starting this cult. He is a cowboy who play's football and recently informed me of the non-exsistance of a cult between footballers and cheerleaders, i think he was lying
THE STORY OF LEMONKING
once upon a time there was a mad professor who wanted to create a wonderful king who would rule fairly and wisely over the whole world, he himself would have done it but he wasn’t that good looking, so he decided that the would make a king, not the normal way that two people very much in love make a king, but by locking himself in his lab with nothing but a plastic spoon, a bowl of grapes and some platforms with live goldfish in them, along with all the science equipment in the world
3 days later he had done it, he had created the perfect king
He was nicely rounded, silky smooth skin and a fair and wise king.
the professor introduced the townsmen to AV MAN
they thought he was wonderful, but unfortunately they were hungry, and he was tasty, so they ate him, and he was a good king while he lasted.
determined not to give up, professor return to his lab and came out some time late with the sequel to AV MAN....LEMON KING
a wise and fair ruler who doesn’t taste good, but is still tasty to look at!
and so the king ruled the fair planet of cannibals, then he created earth and all living things on it, and thus the origin of Lemonatic Religion was started
PLEASE- we need memebers so we feel popular and loved, you see, in our hearts, we are all orphans, looking for someone toto think that we are the man, so please, love us and join or wiki OR WE SHALL RELEASE THE KILLER SLOTHS ON YOU- you have been warned
--->secret members we all know about<---
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